
Originally Posted by
Ahkei
I didn't end up going as Jake Blues.
So then I went up to the local discount shop and bought a sheet set, for a toga, then got home and looked up how to fold one, realised it works best with a twin sheet, and they were right.
So I just dressed normally and went as a Zombie.
Conversation as I arrived at the party:
"So what the shit are you supposed to be?"
-"Zombie"
"Why aren't you all decayed and shit?"
-"I only just died"
"Where's the flesh wound?"
-"... Of a heart attack"