The Hangout: SegNin made fun of my thread title :(

[Anonymous]

Being crippled is an adventure!

[Strongbad]

I've never HAD to get it up in my life.

Maybe that has something to do with getting up at 5 to play poker.

[Strongbad]

I'm not crippled anymore. Just a recovering cripple.

[Raype]

I've never HAD to get it up in my life.

Come on, you've NEVER popped a boner in public just to turn a chick on?

I feel sorry for you.

Being homeless is an adventure!

Yeah, but the questing sucks.

Attempting to win a fight using a sharpened 2x4 and some cardboard armor just blows.

Especially the dogs.

Those fucking dogs.

[Anonymous]

Come on, you've NEVER popped a boner in public?

Never on purpose, no.

[Strongbad]

Yeah, but the questing sucks.

Attempting to win a fight using a sharpened 2x4 and some cardboard armor just blows.

Especially the dogs.

Those fucking dogs.

Alcoholism is the funnest part.

[Dr Mario]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

My ride just decided that it doesn't want to start.

[Anonymous]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

My ride just decided that it doesn't want to start.

Damn feet!

[Raype]

Alcoholism is the funnest part.

I hate that because it lowers your hit rates.

Which really sucks when you get into bumfight deathmatches.

And the liver cancer status ailment totally nerfs your props with unty sticks.

Mufuggah.

[Strongbad]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

My ride just decided that it doesn't want to start.

Does it turnover or what? Maybe you got lucky and just killed the battery.

[Raype]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

My ride just decided that it doesn't want to start.

Kick it a couple times then pop the hood.

Then urinate on the engine.

It'll either work or not.

[Strongbad]

I hate that because it lowers your hit rates.

Which really sucks when you get into bumfight deathmatches.

And the liver cancer status ailment totally nerfs your props with unty sticks.

Mufuggah.

You're too good at this.

[Ahkei]

12. Sven-R-G vs Bass T - [Hard Dance Mania Vol. 1 (CD 1) #00] The Sign


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[Dr Mario]

Does it turnover or what? Maybe you got lucky and just killed the battery.

It's a two-wheeler. Won't do the key start, won't do remote start. Kick-start can't get the engine going either.

[Ahkei]

It's a two-wheeler. Won't do the key start, won't do remote start. Kick-start can't get the engine going either.

Do one of those rolling starts.