The Hangout: SegNin made fun of my thread title :(

[polobunny]

So, you'll live with her forever?

Ok...

Unless someone confirms that I won't lose my manliness, yes.

[Evans]

Ah, so that's why I can't get an erection!

Ah, such a lame joke, but one that hits so very close to home...

Too close for cumfort.

[Cyberxion]

I'll keep that in mind next time.

No don't! You see, it might operate similarly to how Wiley Coyote can walk fifteen feet off the side of a cliff and not fall until he realizes what's going on. Much like how he plummets to the ground shortly thereafter, perhaps keeping something like that in mind might cause more harm than you otherwise would endure! In which case thinking about your bones might get you boned.

[polobunny]

No don't! You see, it might operate similarly to how Wiley Coyote can walk fifteen feet off the side of a cliff and not fall until he realizes what's going on, at which point he plummets to the ground. Your bones might not break unless you're thinking about them breaking, in which case you'd be boned.

Or deboned, to be logically correct.

[Cyberxion]

Too close for cumfort.

Or the lack thereof, as it were.

[polobunny]

A fort made of sperm...
GENIUS!

[Cyberxion]

Or deboned, to be logically correct.

The alteration of their state doesn't mean they're not there. They'd just be shattered into a million pieces.

[Evans]

He said eating cooked food was for women.
He also implied that he cooked food for himself.
His penis somehow disappeared.

And others. I call it having the decency to do something when I live here for free. Much like redoing the kitchen and stuff.

[Sprung]

another tournament win for me, another $3.25 in profit.

Holy shit...and it only took you all evening.

[Cyberxion]

And others. I call it having the decency to do something when I live here for free. Much like redoing the kitchen and stuff.

You have a keen sense of what's ethical.

[Fer!]

No don't! You see, it might operate similarly to how Wiley Coyote can walk fifteen feet off the side of a cliff and not fall until he realizes what's going on. Much like how he plummets to the ground shortly thereafter, perhaps keeping something like that in mind might cause more harm than you otherwise would endure! In which case thinking about your bones might get you boned.

I get what you're saying, I suppose that little umbrella can save my life in case of a rock slide.

[Strongbad]

playing poker to buy guitar hero 3 = slow going.

Get a job?

[Cyberxion]

Holy shit...and it only took you all evening.

I might quit work and take up this online gambling thing. It seems so lucrative. I mean, three bucks for an entire evening's work!

[polobunny]

The alteration of their state doesn't mean they're not there. They'd just be shattered into a million pieces.

Well saying they're boned would be implying their state didn't change.
THE CAKE IS A LIE.

And others. I call it having the decency to do something when I live here for free. Much like redoing the kitchen and stuff.

You're a strong woman, I wouldn't be ready to sacrifice my penis for a free place.

[Anonymous]

Holy shit...and it only took you all evening.

I'm up to $9. And it's pure profit, I won the first money in a freeroll.