The Hangout: Now our history is for sale. And for that, I apologise.

[Evans]

It was good working 45 or 50 hours a week in the summer every now and then, but I am so sick of that place now. I don't make enough money. I am working on getting a job making twice as much. $13 an hour sounds good to me.

Indeed! Hopefully, their bathroom lighting is better, too.

[Strongbad]

I'm not in school, you dumbass.

Still though, you could do that. I use other schools libraries all the time.

[Raype]

I'm not in school, you dumbass.


But yes.

Neither is he.

I think...

I don't go near him, if you interrupt his grinding he'll try to rape you.

Of course he's pretty lazy, so he normally just stands up then gives a "fuck this" kinda look, then sits back down.

[Evans]

Still though, you could do that. I use other schools libraries all the time.

As far as I know, we can't. We need passes to access the comps. If not the very building.

I don't wanna get tazed.

[Evans]

Neither is he.

I think...

I don't go near him, if you interrupt his grinding he'll try to rape you.

Of course he's pretty lazy, so he normally just stands up then gives a "fuck this" kinda look, then sits back down.

Haha, you said "grinding" in a non-sexual kinda way.

[Strongbad]

As far as I know, we can't. We need passes to access the comps. If not the very building.

I don't wanna get tazed.

I new my friends password and login last year for their computers. Didn't need a key card until after 11 or something either. Sadly it was a Christian college and many things were blocked.

[Corey]

Haha, you said "grinding" in a non-sexual kinda way.

I was dissapointed in him.

[Raype]

As far as I know, we can't. We need passes to access the comps. If not the very building.

I don't wanna get tazed.

That's why there's a little something called being a sneaky bastard.

First you find a woman.

Then you watch her type.

Write down her password.

Now use it.

Done.

For the record, all schools here are unsecure except for teh 1337 pro labs. Which require an easy to acquire keycard, just kill a guard or find a nerd.

[Evans]

I new my friends password and login last year for their computers. Didn't need a key card until after 11 or something either. Sadly it was a Christian college and many things were blocked.

Lawl, school and religion.

I was dissapointed in him.

Shall we hit him with 2x4s?

[Strongbad]

For the record, all schools here are unsecure except for teh 1337 pro labs. Which require an easy to acquire keycard, just kill a guard or find a nerd.

Or just wait for someone to open the door.

[Evans]

That's why there's a little something called being a sneaky bastard.

First you find a woman.

Then you watch her type.

Write down her password.

Now use it.

Done.

For the record, all schools here are unsecure except for teh 1337 pro labs. Which require an easy to acquire keycard, just kill a guard or find a nerd.

Maybe, but I wouldn't risk it. Damned security's as tight as a virgin's butt.

[Strongbad]

Lawl, school and religion.

Shall we hit him with 2x4s?

At the school my bro goes to they have a chapel "class" that you must attend 3 times a week. It's a great place to go to become a nurse and they have a few other pretty good majors there, but the required church going and the set of rules that goes along with that is lame. No unapproved R-rated movies and no mature video games. Fuck that.

[Raype]

Haha, you said "grinding" in a non-sexual kinda way.

He humps the desk.

Usually while mumbling something about stam belts...

Or just wait for someone to open the door.

That too.

[Evans]

At the school my bro goes to they have a chapel "class" that you must attend 3 times a week. It's a great place to go to become a nurse and they have a few other pretty good majors there, but the required church going and the set of rules that goes along with that is lame. No unapproved R-rated movies and no mature video games. Fuck that.

I reiterate: Lawl, school and religion.

[Evans]

He humps the desk.

Usually while mumbling something about stam belts...



That too.

It's too late.

The fail is and shall remain.

Meh, I'd just flash my knob and leave. Fuck them and their cards.