Man could get 30 years for stealing... a donut...

[Fear]

yeah... a donut...

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/new...F?OpenDocument

wow.. are people really getting this bored.. it was a 52 cent donut lol ahh... this is classic.... maybe he shouldn't of shoved the guy on the way out and it says he has a previous record... eh go figure..

[Evans]

He offered to give the doughnut back. She declined and grabbed his arm.

That is when Masters allegedly delivered "a backhanded punch to the chest" and took off running, police said.

"That made her mad," Gibbs recalled.

The woman, who was uninjured, jumped in her car and called police as she chased Masters. He was arrested minutes later.

What a fat cunt.

Isn't engaging a pursuit some sort of crime, too?

[Anonymous]

Masters is a small man, wiry, about 5-foot-6, with short-cropped hair, a graying goatee and hound-dog eyes.

"He enjoys long walks on the beach, and donuts."

[Fear]

i dunno i think interfering with a chase is i dunno if chasing a thief down is.. but for gods sake it was a donut lol. He was stupid for stealing it and she was stupid for overreacting and grabbing the guy.

[Evans]

i dunno i think interfering with a chase is i dunno if chasing a thief down is.. but for gods sake it was a donut lol. He was stupid for stealing it and she was stupid for overreacting and grabbing the guy.

I dunno, but as far as I recall, it's a crime around here, seeing as you put people's safety at risk as well as yours.

[Ahkei]

Wow. It would really suck to be that man.

[SegNin]

And Masters never got a chance to enjoy that fateful doughnut.

He said he threw it to the ground when he fled.

Pfft. After all that, the idiot didn't even eat it.

[Elmdor Rizer]

I could've eaten that donut. Let him rot.

I'm so glad I'm Swedish.

[Mikey]

At least it wasn't stolen directly from a cop.

[Kazuya Mishima]

That guy is the Homer Simpson in real life.
I bet he would sell his soul for another one

[Mistral]

i dunno i think interfering with a chase is i dunno if chasing a thief down is.. but for gods sake it was a donut lol. He was stupid for stealing it and she was stupid for overreacting and grabbing the guy.

What, really? It's not like she tackled him to the ground and wrestled him into submission. Better than "OK, you stole it, have fun."

[Fear]

What, really? It's not like she tackled him to the ground and wrestled him into submission. Better than "OK, you stole it, have fun."

and if he had a gun all i'm saying it was a donut.. not worth risking some nut shooting you. And don't say he wouldn't of killed somebody over a donut i've seen people kill over less. People aren't exactly stable these days.

[Ktiger41]

I bet this story will make the judge and jury lol.

[Evans]

What, really? It's not like she tackled him to the ground and wrestled him into submission. Better than "OK, you stole it, have fun."

First rule is to always let the perp get away. Better the store lose something than you. Namely, your life. Besides, there's always insurances.

Yeah, I know, single donuts aren't covered. Maybe a hundred boxes...

[Stark]

http://www.nowpublic.com/three_jaile..._shed_prisoner

yep, people really have got their priorities straight.