An old woman dies and goes to heaven. Whilst waiting at the gates, she hears a blood curdling scream. "What was that?" she asked an angel. "Oh, that's just the woman who was in front of you having the holes drilled in her shoulders for the wings." A few minutes pass when once again there's a blood curdling scream. "What was that?" the old woman asked the angel. "They are drilling the hole in her head for the halo," replied the angel. "Fuck that, I want to go to hell instead," said the old woman. The angel replied, "But they'll take advantage of you and rape you," to which the old woman snorted, "WELL AT LEAST I'VE FUCKING ALREADY GOT THE HOLES FOR THAT!!!"
Originally Posted by Panda Man
