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    Default Football fan nearly gets castrated.

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

    OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) -- To some Oklahoma football fans, there are things that just aren't done in the heart of Sooner Nation, and one of them is to walk into a bar wearing a Texas Longhorns T-shirt.

    That's exactly what touched off a bloody skirmish that left a Texas-shirt-wearing fan nearly castrated and an Oklahoma fan facing aggravated assault charges that could put him in prison for up to five years.


    The shocking case has set off a raging debate in this football-crazed region about the extreme passions behind a bitter rivalry. Some legal observers have even questioned whether this case could ever truly have an impartial jury.

    "I've actually heard callers on talk radio say that this guy deserved what he got for wearing a Texas T-shirt into a bar in the middle of Sooner country," said Irven Box, an attorney in this city 20 miles from Oklahoma's campus in Norman.

    According to police, 32-year-old Texas fan Brian Christopher Thomas walked into Henry Hudson's Pub on June 17 wearing a Longhorns T-shirt and quickly became the focus of football "trash talk" from another regular, 53-year-old Oklahoma fan Allen Michael Beckett.

    Thomas told police that when he decided to leave and went to the bar to pay his tab, Beckett grabbed him in the crotch, pulled him to the ground and wouldn't let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up. When the two men were separated, Thomas looked down and realized the extent of his injuries.

    "He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."

    It took more than 60 stitches to close the wound, and police interviewed Thomas at a nearby hospital emergency room.
    I think we all learned an important lesson from this.
    Never go to Oklahoma.
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    I believe said action would be appropriate for fans of both teams
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    I believe said action would be appropriate for for fans of both teams
    We wouldn't go to Texas anyway.
    Pirates_DC, remember?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    We wouldn't go to Texas anyway.
    Pirates_DC, remember?
    He was probably the guy at the bar

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    It was a fight of two halves....

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    Such a big fuss of testicles dropping.

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    He didn't realize the extent of his injuries until he looked?

    Maybe he was post op?
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    green street elite. whoops, wrong country.


    get on your bikes and ride!

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    I saw a guy get his head kicked in while I was in Glasgow. Why? He was singing a Celtic song.

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    As a Texas fan, I can assure the people of Oklahoma our reaction will be swift. Possibly deadly. You have been warned.
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    *Apparently the above doesn't fit in a custom user title. Bollocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    I think we all learned an important lesson from this.
    Never go to Oklahoma.
    I agree with this guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noire View Post
    I agree with this guy
    You needed someone to tell you that?
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