The Hangout: Don't you dare put me on HRSA.

[Sprung]

It doesn't matter how you kill me, I will totally let you do it.

And will you build me a basement?

[Sprung]

Wait, I have the perfect plan. I'll put you under the wood floor, and then act out The Telltale Heart until I go mad.

[Strongbad]

And will you build me a basement?

I have a bad back. I could only dig for like 3 hours tops before needing to go to the ER. I could dig you a small crawlspace.

[Strongbad]

Wait, I have the perfect plan. I'll put you under the wood floor, and then act out The Telltale Heart until I go mad.

So poetic.

[Sprung]

I have a bad back. I could only dig for like 3 hours tops before needing to go to the ER. I could dig you a small crawlspace.

*tiny violin playing a sad song

Basement, or no deal.

[Evans]

I like to string people along for as long as possible. You have to act like the person they are looking for.

The other morning, some cunt called:

-Hello.
-Who called me?
-Pardon me?
-Who called me on my cell?!
-*I paused* How the fuck would I know?
-Who are you?
-That's none of your business.
-But...?

And then I asked her if she knew my bro, etc. She had that little pissy attitude. Fucking bitches, no class.

[Sprung]

Sex Attacker Who Apologized Is Released
http://www.insightbb.com/story.aspx?...0.xml&top=NEWS

[Strongbad]

The other morning, some cunt called:

-Hello.
-Who called me?
-Pardon me?
-Who called me on my cell?!
-*I paused* How the fuck would I know?
-Who are you?
-That's none of your business.
-But...?

And then I asked her if she knew my bro, etc. She had that little pissy attitude. Fucking bitches, no class.

You know, you could always sprint relay me just to prove you are real. Internet bots can't sprint relay.

[Ivolt]

The other morning, some cunt called:

-Hello.
-Who called me?
-Pardon me?
-Who called me on my cell?!
-*I paused* How the fuck would I know?
-Who are you?
-That's none of your business.
-But...?

And then I asked her if she knew my bro, etc. She had that little pissy attitude. Fucking bitches, no class.

You're a magnet for these people, I tells ya!

[Evans]

He isn't getting near the upstairs bathroom. I'd never get all the floaters down that thing

Souvenirs!

I am awake.
Meh.

Hullo.

Wait, I have the perfect plan. I'll put you under the wood floor, and then act out The Telltale Heart until I go mad.

Or cut him up and play Operation.

I have a bad back. I could only dig for like 3 hours tops before needing to go to the ER. I could dig you a small crawlspace.

[Strongbad]

I bet I would giggle uncontrollably if you called me, Evans. I don't know why I do things like that. I have uncontrollable laughter sometimes. Maybe it's because you are so cute.

[Sprung]

I bet I would giggle uncontrollably if you called me, Evans. I don't know why I do things like that. I have uncontrollable laughter sometimes. Maybe it's because you are so cute.

Ok, this is where I take my leave.

[Strongbad]

Ok, this is where I take my leave.

Yeah, I think I am gone too. Work is hell.

[Ivolt]

Ok, this is where I take my leave.

See ya Sprung and Strongbad.

[Strongbad]

Phone is off. I desire a voicemail, Evans. Something to wake up to in the morning.