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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer View Post
    Pray tell, who are these two members?
    Schutzy and Lydia.

    We get it already, Cheezy. Blacks are lazy and they appreciate their watermelons and stolen bicycles lots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Foreals. We had two active white straight female members here. One's boobs grew to gigantic porportions and she ran off to hide at granny's, and the other was scooped up by our resident black man


    (oh god, I'm gonna pay for that)
    You're forgetting that half-blind chick who wrote in purple all the time and Mushindo. And, Saril, too. She's cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    And guys who want to get paid to watch guys getting aroused.
    Where the hell did you get this kind of funding?

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    *facepalm*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Pics or BS. Black people don't watch anime. Unless it's an anime about chikkins and watermelon. OH LAWD!
    Retarded. And your repost of that same exact image for the umpteenth time is worse than the lame ass attempt at a race joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Where the hell did you get this kind of funding?
    I sold hitler's easy bake oven on ebay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    I sold hitler's easy bake oven on ebay.
    Works best in the morning, when dew is around.

    Quote Originally Posted by evans
    brit. There's... bigboy, too, but he changed his name.
    Bigboy360=Kazuya misihima

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galcian View Post
    I guess that this takes the bit of hope away from most of the guys in the forums who believed that they had a chance. Now go and find your dad's gun and blow your brains out, you're worthless. Either that or hot, desirable girls end up being lesbians.
    Never met real life hot lesbians. Do tell. Usually they are really ugly bitches who wouldn't get the desperate-est guy ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Pics or BS. Black people don't watch anime. Unless it's an anime about chikkins and watermelon. OH LAWD!

    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ktiger41 View Post
    Never met real life hot lesbians. Do tell. Usually they are really ugly bitches who wouldn't get the desperate-est guy ever.
    I have a few friends who are both cute and lesbians, so I guess it's a matter of perspective.

    I have also seen two "dudes" with boobs (monster lesbos, mackards) with mustaches bigger than Teddy Roosevelt's duking it out at a Pizza Hut. Truly disgusting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galcian View Post
    I have a few friends who are both cute and lesbians, so I guess it's a matter of perspective.

    I have also seen two "dudes" with boobs (monster lesbos, mackards) with mustaches bigger than Teddy Roosevelt's duking it out at a Pizza Hut. Truly disgusting.
    yes. pizza hut is disgusting.

    fat ppl everywhere.

    most of them in pajamas.

    with fat hanging out.

    not cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galcian View Post
    I have a few friends who are both cute and lesbians, so I guess it's a matter of perspective.

    I have also seen two "dudes" with boobs (monster lesbos, mackards) with mustaches bigger than Teddy Roosevelt's duking it out at a Pizza Hut. Truly disgusting.
    You've been going to the Pizza Hut in Brazil again, haven't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You've been going to the Pizza Hut in Brazil again, haven't you?
    Can't help it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galcian View Post
    Can't help it
    You like that element of surprise, do you?

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    Study confirms, CMM is a lazy fat cunt that will never get a root.

    wanna see the study?

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    Whatever happened to Schutzy? And Lydia? And... you know its been a real sausage fest around here recently. What happened?
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