The Hangout: Lee & Strelok26, sittin' in a tree, K I S S I N G.

[Evans]

If his mom sees him looking at cartoon boobs, she won't let him drive her car for 2 weeks.

I don't think that's it, seeing as he has to leave the place to access the net. Still, it sounded like that.

Huh? Hitman reference?

Nope! Never played those games.