Shove it old man!

[Raype]

Aww, look at the cute pirates

But you know that wasn't me.

You all look the same to me.

Plus, I don't trust your eyes.

They're always all over the place.

WTF just happened to the skin!?

The skins are buggier than dck's girlfriend.

What can I say, I like my condiments. Just you wait 'till I bring out the relish.

You'd put relish on my buns? You mustard!

No that was me, I was the "paramedic." I was just dressed as one for my stripping act but everyone thought I was a real one and handed me over to you for medical attention. I didn't know what else to do!

That would explain why I have "pandas have big bamboo" tattood on my ass.

You'll be rich in bruises and anal fissures.

No, not really.

Fissures? I like the old term better. Fuck PC.

Then like corey? Cuz he's poor. And doesn't make much cents.