More like
"Uh...Ray told me to invest in Blue Orbs *buys* Hey, WTF, I only have 3/4 of a Blue Orb, this damn statue is ripping me off!...Oh well, maybe I did something wrong *buys again* Goddammit! it's still saying 3/4 fu...oh...the green bar increased a little.

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Yeah, something like that but more swearing.
