Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad
You sure that isn't a Christian website? Oh boy, I shouldn't have said that. To bad my backspace key is broken. I am going to hell for that one. Naw, I think I will be ok, my Jesus has a sense of humor.
My Jesus is Mexican and buys me beer. He also has this weird thing with chinese food. He also pronounces it Hesus. Damn, those church dudes got it all wrong.

Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
Your dreams must scare the hell out of your psychiatrist.
You should've seen me before I went to a shrink.

I could make people's ears bleed just by describing certain sexual acts.

They'd usually gouge their eyes out and go insane shortly after.