I've heard that "No shit, Sherlock" comes from some reader's idea of Watson's true thoughts whenever Holmes made some obvious deduction.
Is this true, or did I spend my childhood being lied to by my parents? Or both?
your parents beat you, with the foreskin of your little brother,
what do you do?
A) Eat the foreskin
b) play monopoly
c) have sex with a flying emu and then reach for the sky as you hear PEBIS whispered into your ear while your fathers nut sack grazes your chin