Quote Originally Posted by Rydia View Post
you speak the truth, mine is pink....
I need something to compare it to.

Quick, post your vagina.

Quote Originally Posted by Banned
Yeah... When I was talking to your mom after sex, she told me things, things you don't want getting out, things that went down on the family farm.
That pig was choking, I used my penis to push food down it's throat and fix it.

And I had to make sure it's ass wasn't damaged, and since my penis was already covered in hog slime, which acted as a natural lubricant..

wait, why am I bothering to justify myself. The only ass you landed was my mom. She'd do anyone. I'd know. Any idea how many "uncles" I have?