Quote Originally Posted by God of Internet�
"Yo. nek_. nek_, what's up. Yeah, still drunk right now. Been playing beer pong. Yeah, beer pong. That's a real man's-s.. sp..sport. Alright, thought I'd call you back. I'm a little bored. It's like 3 o'clock in the morning. I don't even know what fucking time it is. I'm walking around someones backyard. I'll see you later, big guy."

Transcription of voicemail left by [ForeverZero].

See how much of a man he is?
I don't remember any of that. Hahahaha.