Let's compose personal theme songs!!!!!!

[Elmdor Rizer]

Yeah, so in the hang out I recently made a theme song for that Gobby chap, influenced by the guys over at Fitbathatba (yeah, you wouldn't know, check my sig... :/ ).

HE'S CALLED GOBBY, HE'S BULGARIAN,
PROBABLY, ALSO HE'S A HAIRY ONE.
THIRD COUSIN OF VALERI BOJINOV, WON'T RECOGNIZE HIS SHODDY GOAL/GAME RATIO,
GOBBY LIKES ANIME, AND POOS ALL OVER THE PATIO.

He didn't seem to like it much at all but I personally think it's a bit of a masterpiece. So, I figured, why stop there? There are two ways to play this topic.

1. Everyone who posts makes a theme song about the user above them.
2. People stink and just post here, and then I make a theme song about them. I'll most likely get tired of this after writing, like, two themes and then just let the thread die.

So, anyways, to show you guys what this is all about I made one for Zally aswell.

IT'S ZALADANE, SITS IN THE LIBRARY
OWNS THE COMPLETE GOLDEN GIRLS DVD COLLECTION, POSSIBLY MAYBE HEE HEE,
HE'S INSANE, PLAYS RETRO RPGS ON THE PS3,
SOMETHING SOMETHING, MUNDANE CUCUMBERS.

Yup, I'm great at this.