The Sprung Out - Oh, to be seventy again.

[Drageuth]

Getting him a real bike or one of those velocipedes that don't have pedals & chain drive?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I saw this at target this afternoon and the kid on the box immediately made me think of dirty dirty things.
http://www.target.com/p/huffy-green-...lot=medium_1_5

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Who would ride that?