The Merge-Out: Uh, okay, Jack? :wacko:

[Fist Of Tulkas]

Oh you

Hey Fist of Tulkas.

Family time is best spent outside, so goooooo

Hi Sheik. As for family time... well... I am gonna go. I just don't like baseball.

what games do you think are terrible?

Barbie games.
Sports games.
Most games marketed towards females.
Bullet Hells (my personal taste in games).
War games (again, personal taste).

She's trying to get you into sports so you can find a man. She's doing it wrong. You're better off marrying a gamer. Your best bet: Get a job at Gamestop or Electronics Boutique.

Mom just likes sports. She grew up watching sports with her dad. Also, I tried dating a fellow gamer. He was a touch... desperate and clingy. Also: tried to get a job, no response.