The Whine-out: Because you cried for it.

[skullpoker]

How does one not kill themselves? It's been like 2 months since my last one nighter, and I'm starting to eye bagels with ill intent.

Wow really? I thought getting it 1-1.5 times per month was bad.

You guys make me really glad I'm not single anymore.

And then miscellaneous girls ask me for sex and I realize you guys are probably just unattractive.