Hello lovely people.
I'm not a guy that's too fond of caps, but there's something I'd need to know as soon as possible.
I've heard that the blue wii released as a black friday exclusive doesn't have GC ports, but can it read GC games from an USB hdd?

Tis be an absolute deal breaker; I'm more interested in the GC compatibility than I am in any Wii game.

Spoiler warning:
In before "why not get a Gamecube then?", answer is "there are none down here where I live".

Just because my sense of "you just said something stupid" sense is shaking, sorry in advance if the question is too dumb.