Oh, and at some point he acquires the following upgrades:
A better shield, a better sword, a bow, a boomerang, bombs, a hookshot, and some form of musical instrument.
I want that HURRR to span the page. TABLES SHALL BE BROKEN. LIKE THEY'LL BE BROKEN IN WWE12. BECAUSE.Originally Posted by Cookie Beast
I was ready to add more HURRRHURRR if it were necessary
It's semi accurate. It gets the general concept of why it started, but not why the war broke out in the first place.So wait, you're saying this isn't accurate?
Spoiler warning:
Thanksgiving was originally a festival where people mass murdered turkeys. The corpses were paraded around in the streets, then filled with candy. The children later beat them with sticks hoping to crack open the carcass and acquire the delicious candy within.
And that's where stuffing comes from.
