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Also Superman 2 which is a lot of fun once again a little cheesy though. Seems like they were having a little trouble with the effects. More so the wire work since there more people flying around it may have been tricky not getting people tangled. Still a good movie. Also this is the one where they make fun of in a family guy episode when Superman throws an S from his chest that wraps up one of the bad guys like WTF.
Superman always has whatever superpowers he needs for the situation. That's one of his hidden superpowers. Like ice breath. Or night vision!

Also, the older explanation for why no one notices Clark is simply Superman in glasses? He was so strong his muscles were capable of fucking up his bone structure. He can change the way his face looks and even make himself shorter/taller.

No, really. I'm not making this shit up. I don't have that level of creativity.

But I guess CRUNCH CRACK SNAP CREEEEAAAAKKKK CRICK CRACK isn't quite as sexy as ripping off a pair of glasses and tearing open your shirt. And that's why nobody brings up that superpower anymore.