The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Inferno.]

I cant do tight pants, I'm crotch conscious, I think people are always looking at my junk if my jeans are even slightly tight.

I hate having baggy pants, like really baggy. I used to be paranoid about having jeans that were too baggy. So lame.

Never once cared about people looking at my junk however, when I used to wear super tight jeans.