The Socks-Out: Sleeping is mission impossible.

[Milady]

Instead of walking around moaning "BRAINS", we'll all stand around and scratch each other

Gross. I think I'd rather have the old fashioned zombies.

I seriously considered taking a pic of this and sending it to you...asking if I am gonna die.

This is the worst poison-whatever that I have ever had. It's on the underside of my forearm, and it's even got the top of my hand swelling up.

am I gonna die?

Yes. Yes, you are.

Now, whether an allergic reaction to a plant will have anything to do with that is another story.

Most likely, you'll just suffer for a little while. Then, when you least expect it, you'll just have a heart attack or something.

Because life's awesome like that.