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It bestows seed across the land. He is the demigod of childbirth.
Together with Titaes they birthed many an illegitimate offspring. It was later that the day came to devote his life to the slaughter of cattle and poltries; to supply the earth with plentiful shelves of fresh meats. And thus his journey lasted an eternity. Never again did he share a cot with Titaes, for she took their children and stole away to a neighboring village. Since, she has become known as Bitchius or Cuntuesa.