Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
I prefer to keep my organs inside my body, thanks.
But you're the one with the medical knowledge! I'd bet you could drug your boyfriend, cut him open, play with his organs, close him off and he wouldn't even notice it.

Until he watches himself in the mirror, but then you'd tell him you saved his life, and he's a jerk for not thanking you with PS3 games.