Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
Do you find yourself giving blowjobs in back alleys for just one more hit of Bejeweled?

Do you long to touch these shiny gems all day and night, and you shake uncontrollably when not in control of them?

Are you less than five feet tall?

Then YOU might have a problem.
Call this number today.
There is life... after Bejeweled.
*beep boop beep boop beep
...
"hello?"
um...I...um...Bejeweled...
"We can help."
*cries uncontrollably