Quote Originally Posted by The Count View Post
I just hope he has the decency to fuck me first. Virginity is a bitch.

OT: When everybody is having a shitty day and I'm the only one having a good one. It puts a damper on my happiness.
You could just get an uncle with boundary issues.

OT: When people that're having a good day and then get upset that other people are having a shitty one. Fuck them. You're happy, goddammit.