The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Synthetik]

WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS LAUGH AT ME. I DON'T NEED A JOB, I TAKE CARE OF MY MOM ALL DAY. THAT'S A FULL TIME JOB. /goes back to playing WoW 10 hours a day

Why yes, yes indeed. But first I'll eat an entire tin of sardines.

Women just like dicks. Do they give a second thought to the nice guy that always helps them with their homework in class but is too shy to ask them out? No. Do they think of me as anything more than a platonic friend when I stay up all night talking to them about how much of a dick their boyfriend is because he hasn't called them in three days? No. Do they notice when I stalk their every move online and in real life? No. ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES. JUST NOT WITH ME.

1:30am, can't sleep, tired, don't want to ruin newly corrected sleep pattern, currently fighting the urge to pick up a guitar, plug it into the computer and fumble my way through Eruption.

Smoke crack and stay up for three days. It's what Snoop would have wanted.