The Hang Out - 6,000 POSTS HERE WE COME

[Synthetik]

Turkey bacon? REALLY?! TURKEY BACON!?~!

My brother has high blood pressure, so the food in our house is now supposed to be healthier or something. Hell if I care, it still tastes good and I can eat eight pieces in a row without my heart hurting.

First i read that as Soap.

So i was like... "He peppers his soap?"

Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

One could make all kinds of explosives using simple household items.

Since you seem to really like your bacon Synthetik, have you ever heard of Archie McPhee?

That's awesome. I don't think I love bacon enough to represent it though. only eat it.