Are you talking about my state? Fucking modern day wild west out here, except now all the horses are cars and all the guns are semi-automatic.
Our only notable export is iced tea, and while we may run out of water or tea leaves, we'll never run short of delusional, gun-toting maniacs!
I can't imagine what that's like. I usually have the appetite of an anorexic school girl, and the only diet I've ever been on is the "don't eat for a few days diet." My body is weird.