I rewrote Cult of Personality.


(L Ron Hubbard impersonation, spoken in place of "And during the few moments...")
If a man really wants to make a million dollars,
The best way would be to start his own religion.

Open your eyes, what do you see?
The Cult of Scientology
They fuel your anger, they steal your dreams
You're everything they want you to be
They're the Cult of Scientology
Like John Travolta, and Jason Lee
The Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology

Kenton Gray, Issac Hayes
What L Ron says, the sheep will praise
They will make you pay to breathe
Anonymous can set you free

They steal your soul, and still they greed
For the money that your family needs
They're the Cult of Scientology
They exploit you, and still you heed
I'm telling you, you can be free
They're the Cult of Scientology
Like Kelly Preston, Lisa Marie
They're the Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology

Katie Holmes, even Beck
In their eyes, you're just a speck
Religions have no monthly fee
Anonymous can set you free

They use their fortunes
They use their fame
To take what they want in God's name
If you want help then, just come to me
They're! The! Cult! Of! Sci! En! Tol! Ogy!
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of Scientology

(spoken in place of "Ask not...")
Ask not what Anonymous can do for you...

(spoken in place of "The only thing...")
The only thing you have to fear is, fear itself.