Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
also, lol the mets take it up the pooper

Notes: Astros 2B Kazuo Matsui was in Houston on Monday to see a doctor about a health problem that has been bothering him for most of spring training. He was diagnosed with an anal fissure and his medicine to treat the problem was changed. He was expected to return to Florida on Monday night. He'll hit and throw at Houston's complex for four or five days before returning to games.
I'm sure you can get that by stretching, hard stool, or something else.

But, yes, packing the poop chute is another option.