Quote Originally Posted by Ahkei View Post
I didn't end up going as Jake Blues.


So then I went up to the local discount shop and bought a sheet set, for a toga, then got home and looked up how to fold one, realised it works best with a twin sheet, and they were right.

So I just dressed normally and went as a Zombie.

Conversation as I arrived at the party:
"So what the shit are you supposed to be?"

-"Zombie"

"Why aren't you all decayed and shit?"

-"I only just died"

"Where's the flesh wound?"

-"... Of a heart attack"


So much win.
Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad View Post
Hey Ryan!!!!! Come watch me finger this horses prostate!!!!!!



What?
Will you?