A pedophile and a young boy are walking through a dark forest and the young boy looks up and says "I'm scared, mister". The pedophile replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back by myself!".
-Probably heard that one before...-
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies?
Only one can be unloaded with a pitchfork.
