The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

[Ivolt]

Is the cat any good?

that tongue cant feel good on your balls.

You'd be surprised.

Why do I humor you?

[Lee]

You'd be surprised.

Why do I humor you?

you are trying to realise that all of my misquotes have made you look gay, so you dont attract attention, thinking others wont notice amirite?

[Ivolt]

yes, yes it does...

thats why they are so sexy and superior to us.

No dumbass, they bang the dragons.

That's why there are so many Chinese people, they sleep with everything.
And the dragon blood giving them super human reflexes don't help matters.

[Lee]

No sexyman, they bang the dragons.

That's why there are so many Chinese people, they sleep with everything.
And the dragon blood giving them super human sex drive don't help matters.

well that explains it...

type somthing i can misquote so its funny...

[Ivolt]

Dark Cloud.
Why is it that you hate every other character except Toan?
Really. 12 swords for Toan, but not 1 damn new weapon for Xiao and Goro?
A wooden slingshot can only take me so far.
One DMG with Wooden Slingshot+9 on bosses for the lose.

[Ivolt]

well that explains it...

type somthing i can misquote so its funny...

Ok, this should be easy for you:

I am a sexy beast.

[Lee]

ok: I lick your sexy meat.

much too easy -.-

[Lee]

k, this is a hard puzzle, tell me if you want a topic for it, and/or/slash want the awnser or need a hint.

EDIT: forgot the puzzle heh



The Rope Bridge

Four people need to cross a rickety rope bridge to get back to their camp at night. Unfortunately, they only have one flashlight and it only has enough light left for seventeen minutes. The bridge is too dangerous to cross without a flashlight, and it’s only strong enough to support two people at any given time.

Each of the campers walks at a different speed. One can cross the bridge in 1 minute, another in 2 minutes, the third in 5 minutes, and the slow poke takes 10 minutes to cross. How do the campers make it across in 17 minutes?

[Ivolt]

k, this is a hard puzzle, tell me if you want a topic for it, and/or/slash want the awnser or need a hint.

EDIT: forgot the puzzle heh



The Rope Bridge

Four people need to cross a rickety rope bridge to get back to their camp at night. Unfortunately, they only have one flashlight and it only has enough light left for seventeen minutes. The bridge is too dangerous to cross without a flashlight, and it’s only strong enough to support two people at any given time.

Each of the campers walks at a different speed. One can cross the bridge in 1 minute, another in 2 minutes, the third in 5 minutes, and the slow poke takes 10 minutes to cross. How do the campers make it across in 17 minutes?

Easy. Slowpoke and third go first, and after the third gets off the second goes and so forth with the first. By the time the slow poke gets off, the other 3 will have crossed, and you should still have seven minutes left.

And Slowpoke holds flashlight.

BTW, if and when you tell me I'm wrong, castration will be your reward.

[Lee]

Easy. Slowpoke and third go first, and after the third gets off the second goes and so forth with the first. By the time the slow poke gets off, the other 3 will have crossed, and you should still have seven minutes left.

And Slowpoke holds flashlight.

err -.-

two go, and it takes the slower time, for example is 1 and slowpoke go, it takes 10 minutes for BOTH of them TOGETHER to reach the end.

its a very long bridge, they need to be TOGETHER to cross, and need the FLASHLIGHT...

so no... try again, hint


Also, I want unprotected anal sex with you.

[Lee]

BTW, if and when you tell me I'm wrong, castration will be your reward.

roofle too late caught before edit

[Jackhammer]

err -.-

two go, and it takes the slower time, for example is 1 and slowpoke go, it takes 10 minutes for BOTH of them TOGETHER to reach the end.

its a very long bridge, they need to be TOGETHER to cross, and need the FLASHLIGHT...

so no... try again, hint


Also, I want unprotected anal sex with you.

[Evans]

well the right one it is then, we dont want two bad eyes right?

and have you noticed that evan's genius ideas have rubbed off on me just a bit?

Skullfucking is a Cyber thing, btw.

As for misquotes, I didn't invent the net nor forums. And, though it might have rubbed off on ya, you're far for being noticeably tainted.

That depends, Evans has lots of genius ideas. Except Ray. Was was it Ray that can up with Evans? I don't remember. One of them should just go Hyde on the other to save us all time.

Remind me why I'm friends with you again?

Can up with Evans? Sounds hot. We should try it sometime.
I think Ray came up with the whole Ray=Evans deal. Or maybe someone pointed out we have the same kind of humor and it went from there.

Pity's by far the most reasonable guess.

much too easy -.-

Needs more funny. Or just some, let's not be picky.

[Jackhammer]

One of the faster guys carries the slower guy across and goes back etc...Blah blah.

[Ivolt]

err -.-

two go, and it takes the slower time, for example is 1 and slowpoke go, it takes 10 minutes for BOTH of them TOGETHER to reach the end.

its a very long bridge, they need to be TOGETHER to cross, and need the FLASHLIGHT...

so no... try again, hint


Also, I want unprotected anal sex with you.

Fine.

Slowpoke and 1 go together and 1 has flashlight.
1 goes back for 3 and then 2.

That's gonna be hard without a penis.