View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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Thread: The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

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    *Jumps in a fire now*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astaroth View Post
    *Jumps in a fire now*
    Make sure you thoroughly dead before you leave the flames grasp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinosaurman View Post
    Make sure you thoroughly dead before you leave the flames grasp.
    Yeah. Yup. Yep. Yes.

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    Yeah so,
    guess I'm gonna go to work now.

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    Later Dino. I'm going to be doing some work, though it's not actually a job per se. Later everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Later Dino. I'm going to be doing some work, though it's not actually a job per se. Later everyone.
    Being a hooker counts as a job.

    You get sweaty.

    You get tired.

    Nobody cares what you say.

    You spend all day dealing with dicks.

    And your boss fucks you in the ass repeatedly.

    If that doesn't describe a job I don't know what does.

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    There's a pool party on the inside of that. Seriously.

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    Damn, it's just a border and he screwed it up.

    Attached Images Attached Images

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post

    There's a pool party on the inside of that. Seriously.
    Bad idea.

    Beast gets that wet dog smell...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Bad idea.

    Beast gets that wet dog smell...
    It's true, though, I have that issue in my room. Under my bed.

    On a side note, I seem to have a chipped tooth. Fuckity fuck fuck, this is gonna cost me an arm to repair. Dammit. Those applications had better come back positive or I'll blow a fuse. I don't need this crap at the moment. Thankyourverymuch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    It's true, though, I have that issue in my room. Under my bed.

    On a side note, I seem to have a chipped tooth. Fuckity fuck fuck, this is gonna cost me an arm to repair. Dammit. Those applications had better come back positive or I'll blow a fuse. I don't need this crap at the moment. Thankyourverymuch.
    Right next to those copies of "gay men monthly" and "anal american firefighters"?

    When I said I was rock hard, I wasn't kidding. Applications?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Right next to those copies of "gay men monthly" and "anal american firefighters"?

    When I said I was rock hard, I wasn't kidding. Applications?
    No, not at all. Mind Zapring yours?

    Don't mind that, I'll always be a deadbeat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    No, not at all. Mind Zapring yours?

    Don't mind that, I'll always be a deadbeat.
    I would, but I'm sending snkupo my copies of "apple monthly". And DCK wanted some whale photos I had lying around. And strongbad wanted that video of me shoving a wii controller up my ass. So my connection will be blocked out for a while.

    Doesn't mean you can't get paid to be a deadbeat. Work the system. It's suprisingly easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I would, but I'm sending snkupo my copies of "apple monthly". And DCK wanted some whale photos I had lying around. And strongbad wanted that video of me shoving a wii controller up my ass. So my connection will be blocked out for a while.

    Doesn't mean you can't get paid to be a deadbeat. Work the system. It's suprisingly easy.
    Hot.

    Totally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Hot.

    Totally.
    Cold?

    For five easy payments of 19.99 I'll show you how to get paid while getting drunk and playing video games!

    T-minus 1 hour...yeah, really SHOULD start doing something productive now.

    /attempts leaving

    /probably fails

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