View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    So are a suprising number of natives. Apparently once you hit below 1/4 you can be pale as fuck and still qualify. I once knew a dude for years before realizing his grandmother was 100% pure native. Man, was THAT awkward.
    "Yo ray, meet my grandmother"
    Ray:'OMGWTFBBQHAX!"
    You would think him living inside of a casino tip you off.


    BAM!!!
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lethe° View Post
    Is DCK's dark-haired girlfriend in this post - http://www.epforums.org/showpost.php...2&postcount=45 ?
    After putting on my incredibly dark shades I can confirm that yes, she is.

    She's the first chick. And the third one. The second one is his current girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    A lot of IQ tests are timed.

    I'm pretty good at those since I think fast.
    No way that cheap internet test was timed. If so, I went through it pretty fast even though I was browsing other sites at the same time.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    You would think him living inside of a casino tip you off.


    BAM!!!
    This province doesn't exactly have casinos.

    At least nothing of that scale.

    Also he lived in a pretty normal looking joint for the town we were from.

    Also, you can "BAM" me in the mouth a couple times if you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    No way that cheap internet test was timed. If so, I went through it pretty fast even though I was browsing other sites at the same time.
    It's okay.

    You still scored 144. That puts you above a lot of people.

    Except me.

    At 14 anyway.

    Once you crack 180 give me a call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    This province doesn't exactly have casinos.

    At least nothing of that scale.

    Also he lived in a pretty normal looking joint for the town we were from.

    Also, you can "BAM" me in the mouth a couple times if you want.
    I suppose that joke would be more suitable for a native american here in the states. I use it on my somewhat native friend.

    Maybe after I wake up. Goodnight.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Once you crack 180 give me a call.
    The test I took was in Hebrew.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I suppose that joke would be more suitable for a native american here in the states. I use it on my somewhat native friend.

    Maybe after I wake up. Goodnight.
    Probably. Here the jokes are pretty limited to "sniffing gas while smoking" and "someone stole my skidoo". Yet we somehow make hundreds of jokes related to it.

    Good night

    Well, I've officially given up on completing this project. Fuck it. I'm in no mood. I suppose I'll just have to ask for an extension or some shit. They'll likely give me one. Because I'm elite like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    The test I took was in Hebrew.
    Good for you then.

    Because my dick is kosher.

    It was even blessed by a rabbi.

    And his daughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Wait, what?
    Salutations, Mr Bad. You see, one intended that to be something of a gggagg but it appears to have gone straight over one's forehead, in a similar fashion to Sprung's toupee in a blistering gust.
    Very well. I bid you good day. Tally Ho!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    After putting on my incredibly dark shades I can confirm that yes, she is.

    She's the first chick. And the third one. The second one is his current girl.
    That is what I thought.
    I was serious, though. Host the pics in imageshack - I can't see them now because cryspace is blocked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post

    Well, I've officially given up on completing this project. Fuck it. I'm in no mood. I suppose I'll just have to ask for an extension or some shit. They'll likely give me one. Because I'm elite like that.
    HOLY CRAP!

    I'm channeling the spirit of strongbad!

    I'm scared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lethe° View Post
    That is what I thought.
    I was serious, though. Host the pics in imageshack - I can't see them now because cryspace is blocked.
    Freaky.

    I'll get on it.

    Right away.

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    Wise decision.

    Thank ya.

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    Home,
    Home again,
    I like to be here when I can.....

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