View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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Thread: The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    It's sporadinc. I can go for weeks with no problem, then when it hits, it's fucking infuriating. I will reset the modem, and it will connect for about 2 seconds, the go off again. It usually lasts for an evening, then possibly the next night.

    Lately though, I have been having problems whenever I allow another PC to connect on my network. First it was the laptop, now it's the living room PC. As soon as the 2nd connection goes, it all dies.
    lol
    My internet feels better.

    I crashed my sister windows session over remote desktop and deleted a file needed by the webcam.

    What? She was stealing all my precious bandwidth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    Soldier of Fortune 2 and Quake 3 would be the worst for that. Quake 3 the spawn spots are just so fucking open and Soldier of Fortune 2 so flawed. You get out of a corner and your head goes flying. You're stuck, trapped in your base. >__>
    Bad spawns can be fun though. Like playing with all prox mines in 007. Basically just a spawn killing match the whole time. Many laughs are had by all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Could it be they're tired of being raped?


    'Night, Corey.


    Hey, they bragged about the download speeds to sell me on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    lol
    My internet feels better.

    I crashed my sister windows session over remote desktop and deleted a file needed by the webcam.

    What? She was stealing all my precious bandwidth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Bad spawns can be fun though. Like playing with all prox mines in 007. Basically just a spawn killing match the whole time. Many laughs are had by all.
    Hahaha true. Laptop gun the bitchezzz

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    back later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    What she was about to show you boobs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Played SoTN?
    Negative,already beat it twice.

    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Hm. Free for All type games aren't very fun.

    P1: spawn *gets grenaded*

    P1: spawn *gets rocketed in the face*

    P1: *dead*....shit.

    P1: spawn *gets sniped*

    P1: *dead* WTF!

    P2, 3, 4: LAWL

    P1: spawn *tries to run but gets machine gunned*

    P1: disconnects

    P2, 3, 4: nub
    Nub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    What she was about to show you boobs?
    I'll answer that once you tell me her age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    I'll answer that once you tell me her age.
    16, 17 on the 17 of May.
    You're dead.

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    Laura:
    hey jon
    Laura:
    how does "louie" know about dj???
    Jon:
    huh?
    Jon:
    wait
    Laura:
    how did louie know about dj?
    Jon:
    the stalker guy?
    Laura:
    yes ...the stalker guy
    Jon:
    i don't know
    Laura:
    sure u do
    Laura:
    your him
    Jon:
    what?
    Laura:
    your the only person that knows i did anything with him
    Laura:
    ALSO.......
    Jon:
    no you told jacob and angel
    Laura:
    dj wasn't my friends anytime near when i was talking to him
    Laura:
    how would h eknow how to find his profile and ask him when was the last time i fucked him (something you would want to know)
    Laura:
    PLUS ...that page has u all over it
    Jon:
    that's weird
    Laura:
    no YOUR FUCKING WEIRD
    Jon:
    i'm not louie or whoever he is
    Laura:
    the how are his interests exaxtly like your ...the way he writes????
    Laura:
    its all identical
    Laura:
    you made him up
    Jon:
    and why would it be that simple, you know i'm keniving
    Jon:
    laura that's not me, you're just accusing me
    Laura:
    jon it is you ......it was my gut feeling it was u but i didn't think you woud be that fucked up
    Laura:
    jon ...your all over the fucking page
    Laura:
    all over it
    Laura:
    u give it away
    Jon:
    yeah right, prove it
    Laura:
    omg where do i start
    Jon:
    go
    Jon:
    i'm so going to laura at this
    Jon:
    laugh*
    Laura:
    first of all maybe ........what a handful of people head know about buckethead let alone actually injoy him ...yet he's all over this guys page ....not to mention guns and rosez (or gnr (something u use all the time) which is also one of your favorite bands which is displayed all over the dam page ...his writing is identical to your everything is discribed exactly the way u would describe it ...an
    Laura:
    and
    Jon:
    ok and
    Jon:
    buckethead is a popular artist and he is a member og guns and roses
    Jon:
    of*
    Laura:
    he works at rite aid a place you were interested in working at how is it that every artist mention is someone you like ....who the fuck would name thier band bad apples? also this guy has no real friends how is that posible even losers have like a family member or some buddy on thier
    Jon:
    what writing?
    Jon:
    hey laura
    Jon:
    this is fucked up
    Laura:
    and he's the kiazer sosay ending..........
    Jon:
    what?
    Laura:
    here's***
    Laura:
    your blog
    Laura:
    how ironic that this guy wants to go to the beach when all you seem to have talked about lately is ....THE BEACH ....as they would say in my ace attourney game ....TAKE THAT!!!!!
    Laura:
    and how much the two of you love it
    Jon:
    what?
    Jon:
    i can't stand the beach i peel i just wanted a picnic
    Laura:
    at the same time that u and your sis went to the beach
    Jon:
    what?
    Laura:
    jon ....your caought \
    Laura:
    caught
    Jon:
    ok laura blame me
    Laura:
    you dont have to admit to it beacsue it true
    Jon:
    for your stalkers
    Laura:
    what gave u away is when u contacted dj ...... they way that that message was written would only come from you
    Jon:
    how about you tell me what you told him, if this is so bad
    Jon:
    fine
    Laura:
    why dont u tell me .....
    Jon:
    foward that message to me
    Jon:
    foward something i want see how louie is like me
    Laura:
    did u ever think the reason i said things the way i said to you was because i kne wit was u
    Laura:
    i had a hunh all along and i should have gone with it
    Jon:
    what do you mean?
    Laura:
    but instead i had to find out ...from all people dj?
    Jon:
    the things you said
    Laura:
    who didn't know what the fuck was going on
    Laura:
    and was actually concerned about my saftey cuz the guy who wrote it sounded like a fucking weirdo ....which he is ....(and he has a gf so its not just to fuck me)
    Jon:
    what did you tell louie? something you would have only told me?
    Laura:
    dont play dumb jon
    Laura:
    i'm not stupid dont take me for idiot
    Jon:
    oh my god
    Jon:
    this makes me sense
    Jon:
    no*
    Laura:
    i'm tired OF YOUR FUCKING bullshit jon i'm scared of you ....i'm terrified ......i know i'm write it all makes sense and i should have listen to my gut feeling ....dont call me dont come to my house if u do i'll call the cops ....i'll get a restraining order put on you...leave me the fuck alone jon ....i'm dead serious and dont even try to play dumb......just leave me alone
    Jon:
    what the hell?
    Jon:
    gut feeling?
    Laura:
    just leave me alone

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    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    16, 17 on the 17 of May.
    You're dead.





    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    I'll answer that once you tell me her age.
    It doesn't matter when it's over the internet. Just hope that dateline doesn't catch you. Chris Hanson would destroy you!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    PS CS3 is still uninstalling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Hey, they bragged about the download speeds to sell me on it.
    I'll go down fast. You buying?
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    back later.
    Bye bye!

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