View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    I saw Laura today after work.

    She had a pimple (mono sore) in the corner of her lip, I asked what is that? She jokingly said "I dunno maybe I've been sucking too many dicks lately..." I replied, "Well, if you ask me it hasn't been enough!"

    So we get to her house and start making out, I lift up her shirt, I see a white crusty (cum) stain on her bra, I look at it and she gets shy and pulls her shirt down, I lift it up again,... I still do what I went to do, bite her tits.

    Then we stop, she goes on the pc and shows me stuff she bought, I start getting the idea that it's cum and she's beeen cheating.

    She asks why I am not responding to her, I don't lie but I don't tell her the truth, so I say I'm going in the front room to take a seat. I leave.

    She comes and joins a minute later, I'm laying down, she sits on my stomache, I ask what's that shit on your lip? She asks me to leave.

    I don't I stay another 2 hours hanging out. If she really didn't cheat on me she wouldn't have let me stay, I think, but since she's guilty she choose to let me stil be around her. She even called her mom and asked if the thing on her lip was a mono sore or a pimple, no matter what you're not going to tell your own daughter that she has mono, so her mom told her it was just something like she bit her lip or chewed something wrong.

    She tried to tell me that the stain was food, which isn't a lie for her, the cum guzzler.
    Uh? I just had mono and I didn't get any funny pimples..

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I wasn't sure of how to call the red energy...oh well...

    I'll always regret upgrading that purple blade.
    I hear that in 2 you can't kill bystanders...I find it cool, I didn't liked to kill them but I disliked when they got in my way during a combo.
    Those bastards.

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    am i right or am i right? she's cheating. because if she really was that appauled she would have dumped me then and there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    chewed something wrong.
    And you let this woman suck your dick????

    Anyway, you're just getting some grade A justice here, you cheater.

    Herpes face will give you herpes.

    Or maybe you're the one who gave herpes face herpes.

    Herpes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Uh? I just had mono and I didn't get any funny pimples..
    There was a mono outbreak at my school and I didn't kis Taylor for like... ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Uh? I just had mono and I didn't get any funny pimples..
    but did you get cum on your underwear from someone who isn't your lover? and having your lover find out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Uh? I just had mono and I didn't get any funny pimples..
    So uh...

    what's a mono?

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    am i right or am i right? she's cheating. because if she really was that appauled she would have dumped me then and there.
    I think



















































































































    No actually, I don't really care. Herpes

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    am i right or am i right? she's cheating. because if she really was that appauled she would have dumped me then and there.
    CHEATING OR NOT, WHY ARE YOU STILL WITH HER?

    She sounds like the most repulsive being ever. Seriously.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    So uh...

    what's a mono?
    A disease. Commonly reffered to as the kissing disease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    And you let this woman suck your dick????

    Anyway, you're just getting some grade A justice here, you cheater.

    Herpes face will give you herpes.

    Or maybe you're the one who gave herpes face herpes.

    Herpes.
    was i right ray? she's cheating right? c'mon 2 signs and she doesn't dump me after i accuse her of being a whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    So uh...

    what's a mono?
    The kissing disease.

    Mononucleosis.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    CHEATING OR NOT, WHY ARE YOU STILL WITH HER?

    She sounds like the most repulsive being ever. Seriously.
    Seen her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    The kissing disease.

    Mononucleosis.
    You get it again?

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    Oh, HI FER!

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
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