The Hangout: I totally did not just post a link to an Indian womans titties.

[Jase]

i live in Transexual central, also in america. you have to be 21 to go clubbing.

Fixed

[Raype]

i live in gay central, also in america. you have to be 21 to go clubbing.

No, you have to LOOK 21 to go clubbing.

Or introduce the bouncer to "the queen". Or whoever's on your monkey currency.

And even then there's always parties as darth suggested. Fuck, even the total losers got laid at the parties I attended back in the day.

[Jase]

Fuck, i forgot to add "Home of the chicken nuggets" in my edited post, damn it!

[The Joker]

Oh.

Well, don't you have like, friends?

That, you know, invite you to parties?

Fuck, dude.

yes, i told you i made out with a milf, didn't i? ok well, i did.

[Ahkei]

your not 18, and you live in the bush :X.

I got into some club once with my cousin's old I.D once. There was plenty of hot chicks in there.

[Jackhammer]

Just want to mention that I still eat whales. For dinner.

With apple sauce.

[Evans]

Your parents?

Oh, right. "My parents made me fat". No they didn't, your "I'm going to eat fast food then lie around doing absolutely nothing" attitude made you fat.

Ok, maybe if I was extremely drunk, the bar was VERY dimly lit, and she was wearing so much makeup it'd make a dog look at least do able. But even then I wouldn't be proud of it.

Yes.

Yes, the laziness gene.

No one could.

your not 18, and you live in the bush :X.

Which goes to show how easy it is.

[Raype]

right, all you need is a dick to get a hot chick.

It's true.

Really.

It's not the product, it's the marketing.

[Jase]

I sound like pirates, though. Tsk, you don't remember the gun pointing thing? Geez.

Oh, and now I remember. You mean the stuff Clive posted ages ago. Classic.

Yeah, if they won't come off, make them explode off.

OH THAT pirates, now i was confused, nowdays you gotta say "Guys ive changed, BTW im facing 25 to life for stealing a car and robbing some dude, but i swear i didnt do it, oh and ive knocked up 2 girls and i need relationship advice, please help"

<< like so.

[Jase]

I got into some club once with my cousin's old I.D once. There was plenty of hot chicks in there.

Why was i not told about this?
Let me guess you got really drunk and didnt talk to any of them

[The Joker]

It's true.

Really.

It's not the product, it's the marketing.

well, how do you market a good product with out sounding like a bulshitter?

[Ahkei]

Why was i not told about this?
Let me guess you got really drunk and didnt talk to any of them

I dunno. I was staying at my grandparent's place in Sydney. They don't have internet.


And yeah, pretty much. He gave me $150 and told me not to make a dick of myself. I pretty much sat around drinking JD untill I was drunk enough to dance.

When I'm drunk enough to dance, there's no way any chicks would even come near me. :X

[Evans]

It's true.

Really.

It's not the product, it's the marketing.

Indeed, but having a good product to sell makes it easier.

OH THAT pirates, now i was confused, nowdays you gotta say "Guys ive changed, BTW im facing 25 to life for stealing a car and robbing some dude, but i swear i didnt do it, oh and ive knocked up 2 girls and i need relationship advice, please help"

<< like so.

Heh, I'll just go Har dee har har, matey. Sounds more believable.

OR, you could always nail her pants to the floor and hang the box to the ceiling. She'd likely bring the building down, but it would be funny nonetheless.

well, how do you market a good product with out sounding like a bulshitter?

You show off the product, that's how.

[Raype]

well, how do you market a good product with out sounding like a bulshitter?

By doing the following things:

Never beg.

Never whine.

Never say "I love you".

Always act like you're doing her a favor by dating her.

Stop being jealous. Act like you really don't give a shit whether or not she's seeing other people.

Avoid her a fair amount of time. It'll make you seem more important.

Cut down on the call numbers, if she calls, occasionally avoid answering.

Repeat after me "whatever".

Only approach the woman after she's had a few. It evens the playing field if you're an amateur.

Say as little as possible, and limit it to either good jokes (that aren't lame) or a couple of quick sentences about how great you are.

Lie, lie, then lie some more.

[The Joker]

yeah, evans i'm gonna whip my dick out in the middle of a party.... yeesh.