The Hang Out: /jerk

[Mr. Kenney]

Well the reason for that is so i could forget i have it and go on living blindly. beleiving nothing is wrong with me and live out the rest of my life happy not worrying about this terminal incurable disease i have.
And when i die i'll just be dead and thats that.

kthnxbai

[SegNin]

Raynauds phenomenom disease.

I think my mom has this.

Part of her hands will turn a ghostly white when it's cold.
You can see that there's no blood in the skin around that part of her hand at all.

[Jase]

One of the Symptoms it has been causing since i was 15
Is Raynauds phenomenom disease. Which causes cyonosis and numbess of the hands and feet when they are exposed to cold temperatures

I have that too, its called "frostbite"

[Raype]

Well the reason for that is so i could forget i have it and go on living blindly. beleiving nothing is wrong with me and live out the rest of my life happy not worrying about this terminal incurable disease i have.
And when i die i'll just be dead and thats that.

I always wanted to ask this:

Does being stupid make you more able to enjoy life?

I've always wondered what it'd be like to have the IQ of a 6 year old. Not that I'd want it, it'd just be cool to see things from that perspective.

Also, go die. You people who ignore your illnesses until they're killing you are a diisgrace to mankind. You show up at the last minute begging for some miracle cure yet you do jack shit to fix it when it's still early. Then when you do finally kick everyone has to feel sorry for your selfish ass. Forgive me, but I'll take a shit on your grave. In fact, I might even dig you up and let necro have his way with your corpse.

[Wolvespack Cry]

Whats funny, is he cant spell it right, yet he has the papers right infront of him and can tell us what medication and why he needs to take the stuff.

Werid no?

Well before I didn't have the papers and didn't want to look at them because i have the tendacy to get into a panic and I prefer to stay calm. Now that I have the papers it is spelled Lupus. and those two meds names came straight off of the bottles

[Raype]

Well before I didn't have the papers and didn't want to look at them because i have the tendacy to get into a panic and I prefer to stay calm. Now that I have the papers it is spelled Lupus. and those two meds names came straight off of the bottles

The meds don't freak you out, but paper does?

Excuse me, I have to open a window.

The stench of bullshit is overhwelming.

[Jetsetlemming]

More like bullshit artist much.

That would imply there's some kind of skill and art behind it. When you can't even write what you're claiming to have.....

I got Professional in You'd Better Watch Out tonight... somebody saw the body of the old man after I shoved him off the balcony... I got 1 body found, 1 witness, and 1 cover blown. I dunno how I'm supposed to silently kill that old bastard right! I figured out the PERFECT way to kill the son, though. Found out you can get access to the glass jacuzzi from underneath and shoot it from there, spilling out the dude and the playmates a few hundred feet down the side of a mountain. A truly manly way to die!

[Wolvespack Cry]

I always wanted to ask this:

Does being stupid make you more able to enjoy life?

I've always wondered what it'd be like to have the IQ of a 6 year old. Not that I'd want it, it'd just be cool to see things from that perspective.

Also, go die. You people who ignore your illnesses until they're killing you are a diisgrace to mankind. You show up at the last minute begging for some miracle cure yet you do jack shit to fix it when it's still early. Then when you do finally kick everyone has to feel sorry for your selfish ass. Forgive me, but I'll take a shit on your grave. In fact, I might even dig you up and let necro have his way with your corpse.

Shit I didn't even Know I had the disease until I got hospitalized for having fluid in my lungs just found out I had it like a month ago or so maybe two my memory isn't that good so thats the closest time period i can give you.

[Mr. Kenney]

Shit I didn't even Know I had the disease until I got hospitalized for having fluid in my lungs just found out I had it like a month ago or so maybe two my memory isn't that good so thats the closest time period i can give you.

Translation:

"I'm completely bullshitting you guys so you'll feel sorry for me, too bad I haven't prepared adequately for this situation! You guys caught me, sorry about that-- April Fool's".

[Ton]

Fucking shit day, walked to uni only to realise I was wearing thongs and not shoes (need shoes to enter the lab) so I ran back home about a kilometer to get them....then got to uni and had to make 3 different shitcunt creams and lotions. BRAGUH

[Jase]

Well the reason for that is so i could forget i have it and go on living blindly. beleiving nothing is wrong with me and live out the rest of my life happy not worrying about this terminal incurable disease i have.
And when i die i'll just be dead and thats that.

ROFL, i laughed i really did, can you tell me if you are more liekly to die from your form of lupus, or infact something else?

There is a right answer in there, can you pick it?

[Raype]

That would imply there's some kind of skill and art behind it. When you can't even write what you're claiming to have.....

I got Professional in You'd Better Watch Out tonight... somebody saw the body of the old man after I shoved him off the balcony... I got 1 body found, 1 witness, and 1 cover blown. I dunno how I'm supposed to silently kill that old bastard right! I figured out the PERFECT way to kill the son, though. Found out you can get access to the glass jacuzzi from underneath and shoot it from there, spilling out the dude and the playmates a few hundred feet down the side of a mountain. A truly manly way to die!

Eventually he goes out to the balcony. You need to first find a sausage (I think they were in the kitchen) and inject it with poison. When he's out near the balcony, drop the sausage, the dog will eat it and eventually die. Then go out and push the old man off the balcony. (It's straight across from the elevator, he's totally alone when he finally walks there). Or you could always just fiber wire the old dude, then stick him off to the side, I don't think anyone checks there either.

Easy SA rank.

Shit I didn't even Know I had the disease until I got hospitalized for having fluid in my lungs just found out I had it like a month ago or so maybe two my memory isn't that good so thats the closest time period i can give you.

Two months is plenty of time. Also I find it hard to believe they found it was lupus straight from fluid buildup (which can be a number of things). Especially since I believe you claimed to be a smoker. Or was that a cocksmoker. Either way.

[Jase]

The meds don't freak you out, but paper does?

Excuse me, I have to open a window.

The stench of bullshit is overhwelming.

QFT.

n00bcake, can you fill this out for me?

Dear:

[x] Clueless Newbie
[x] Loser
[] AOLer
[x] 12 year old
[x] Troll
[] Pervert
[] Geek
[x] Spammer
[] Wannabe
[] Asskisser
[] l337 d00d
[] Flamer
[] Whiner
[] Other: Non-Rogue

You Are Being Flamed Because

[x] You hopped on a complainer bandwagon
[] You posted another useless Nerf thread
[] You posted to whine about Druids
[] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[] You posted a Release Date thread
[x] You posted a Patch thread
[] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[] You posted a System Specifications thread
[] You posted a (InsertRandomMMORPG) vs WoW thread
[] You posted a Starcraft vs War3 thread
[] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's Bottom
[] You posted a "Where is Starcraft II" thread
[] You posted a (War3/WoW) vs DiabloII thread
[] You posted a what does the chat gem do thread
[] You continued a long, stupid thread
[x] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[] You posted a my class sucks *cry* thread
[x] You haven't read the stickies
[] You don't know which forum to post in
[x] You just plain suck
[x] You posted false information
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting
[x] You doubleposted
[x] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[] You posted racist crap
[x] I don't like your tone of voice
[x] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[x] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.

In Punishment, You Must:
[] Give up your AOL Internet account
[x] Reroll a Paladin and play it to 60
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[] Read the FAQ
[] Go to your room with no supper
[x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[] Take a bath in bleach
[] Drink out of a spitoon
[x] Be grounded on this forum by your mom
[x] Watch Steel Magnolias
[] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[x] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[] I pity your dog
[] Your IQ must be 7
[] Take your rejection somewhere else
[x] Take your Ritalin
[x] Try to make a post that isn't something we see daily
[x] Learn to post
[] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[] Can I have your stuff?
[] All of the above
[] K

[Wolvespack Cry]

Translation:

"I'm completely bullshitting you guys so you'll feel sorry for me, too bad I haven't prepared adequately for this situation! You guys caught me, sorry about that-- April Fool's".

I fucking God damned wish it was april fucking fools i seriously have the shit and probably will die from it. And whether or not you bastards care doesn't bother me a bit i was just giving an explanation for why i said or typed a few of the things i did.

[Ton]

I prescribe antipsychotics.