tl;dr
tl;dr?
tl;dr?
Im not fucking a girl i like in an ally becuase some fuck wit who keepy denying his GF is fat and blames "Bad camera angles" as the reason she has a double chin says i have to.
You will not lift your fat GF without a forklift, its the reason they couldnt do it in Free Willy 1, they had to get a crane.
Also, walls of fucking text for the lose.
Oh man. Don't ever eat Sweet & Sour Chicken flavoured ramen. They fucking suck ass.