How do I grow taller?

[abcme]

ya.. I'm approx. 5'6'' maybe a little shorter, and I need to grow taller.

there are books, but I can't find the torrent for them, so does anybody know of good sources I can look at?

[D]

Murder someone and steal their legs and/or torso.

[Skinner8]

Tried wearing a top hat?

[D]

Platform shoes.

[Mistral]

I recommend the rack, myself. Or, of course, going into space. Gravity puts enough pressure on your spinal disks that going into space will give you a little bit more height.

Ah, more seriously, there's not much you can do. Really, beyond quack medicine and snake oils, the best you can do is maintain a healthy diet, exercise regularly, and basically keep your health in top condition, since malnutrition and poor health tend to stunt your growth (North Korea's practically a case study for this, comparing refugees to the South Korean population). You can buy shoes with thicker soles, improve your posture, or do other things to look taller, but there's not much else, shy of genetic tampering in every somatic cell in your body, that will do the trick (and genetic tampering will only work if your growth hasn't already slowed down).

[Xena]

Stand in a plant pot and water your feet.

[Sprung]

I read this thread twice. I turned the monitor on it's side. I printed it out, photocopied it, colored in the light areas, mailed it to myself, and translated it to and back from Japanese.

I still don't see a point

[D]

I read this thread twice. I turned the monitor on it's side. I printed it out, photocopied it, colored in the light areas, mailed it to myself, and translated it to and back from Japanese.

I still don't see a point

Possibly because I shoved the point into your eyes.

[Sprung]

Possibly because I shoved the point into your eyes.

I was wondering why all the blood...

[Mistral]

...and translated it to and back from Japanese.

I found a point with English->Traditional Chinese->English->Korean->English:

Ya.. Me it is a summary. 5'6 "It is 1 it is possible. Compared to ccalp it is to respect, it is high comes out and the necessity which grows. There is a book and all, but me, them hazard mighty is it discovers a present time, isn't it sees i Iss it is who to like that reason source

Humour. Either that, or advanced philosophy.

[Sprung]

I found a point with English->Traditional Chinese->English->Korean->English:

Humour.

Ahh. I forgot the last two steps.

[D]

It has just hit me. You're shorter than my penis.

[Lag]

For the thread starter: How old are you? If you're 14 or 15 still, then don't worry about it. If you're 70+, don't worry either.

[Valholy]

do some push ups in a bar and hang something very heavy in your feet while doing them,that works or talking seriously you can practice basketball

[Lag]

get a negro-plasty
make sure your balls dont snap on your knees