The non-dumb-name out: You look circumcised

[Iamerror]

alright,got a snack.Continue Sheik...

[Raype]

Manual? Ray doesn't need a manual!

No, but I'd like one.

They're pretty and sometimes they smell nice.

I would probably have a heart attack if I actually got hired by one of them. One was a "No experience needed we will train you" marketing internship that paid minimum wage. That would be nice.

You're basically applying to be a coffee bitch and occasional janitor.

Have fun with that.

[Iamerror]

Is Sheik's stories about you true,Ray?
I'm sure that one will call you back,S'pose.

[Spose']

No, but I'd like one.

They're pretty and sometimes they smell nice.



You're basically applying to be a coffee bitch and occasional janitor.

Have fun with that.

I get paid for getting people coffee and doing nothing? Hell the fuck yes I'll do that.

[Iamerror]

Sign me up too.

[Sheik]

Yes,please. Wait..where is this utopia?

Ray made the dictionary as we know it. Ray invented games. Ray moves the Earth around the Sun. Ray denied Pluto as a planet. Ray developed the three laws of thermodynamics. Ray did not go through puberty, he was born an adult. Ray sees the past, future and present. Ray destroys anti-matter. Ray escaped a black hole. Ray created classical music. Ray knows Victoria's Secret. Ray made Final Fantasy (his followers fucked it up later).
Ray has already made interstellar travel a thing, just has yet to share this secret.

[Iamerror]

Wow. I heard that he invented cake, punched a dragon and destroyed the ring of power in ONE DAY!

[Sheik]

Wow. I heard that he invented cake, punched a dragon and destroyed the ring of power in ONE DAY!

Well, partly true.
Ray did invent cake, but he exterminated both dragons and dinosaurs simultaneously AND invented, then destroyed the ring of power. In one hour.

[Iamerror]

One hour? He's sooo awesome.

[Raype]

Is Sheik's stories about you true,Ray?
I'm sure that one will call you back,S'pose.

Most of them.

The others are only partially true.

[Sheik]

One hour? He's sooo awesome.

Ray also broke the speed of sound and light.
But enough story time for now, we shall continue this next time.

[Iamerror]

Wow. Did you invent the internet? Did you make /destroy the ring of power?

[Iamerror]

Aww.ok.You should write a book about Ray's adventures.Thank you for sharing the stories,Sheik.

[Sheik]

Most of them.

The others are only partially true.

Yeah, I was trying to make it reasonable. But we all know you made both Square and Enix merge.

[Jazzmarazz]

Aww.ok.You should write a book about Ray's adventures.Thank you for sharing the stories,Sheik.

Kermit and I wrote a novel once. I think it got rolled-back.