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    Chokes me up every time.


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    Well.


    The two 15/16 year old girls on there way home from school I invited back for drinks at my place on my way to the beer store were not impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    Well.


    The two 15/16 year old girls on there way home from school I invited back for drinks at my place on my way to the beer store were not impressed.
    pedobear_drool.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxas View Post

    Oh come on, it doesn't hurt to ask

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxas View Post
    WHERE is the jpg of Mr. Herbert - ?
    "mmmmmmmmmmm...weiners...."

    Is that the nut person from one of the Zelda games?
    (sucks next to your previous avatar, if I'm being honest....)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    Oh come on, it doesn't hurt to ask
    I stand by my recent post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GradyWilson View Post
    WHERE is the jpg of Mr. Herbert - ?
    "mmmmmmmmmmm...weiners...."

    Is that the nut person from one of the Zelda games?
    (sucks next to your previous avatar, if I'm being honest....)


    Yeah, he's Skull Kid from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

    And yeah, I just felt like I needed a change. =P



    In other news, fuck R43ds, I STILL don't have my R4 card, and it's been about...Oh, I'd say, 2 weeks. Still nothing. Getting really pissed off at them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxas View Post
    I stand by my recent post.

    Should I go on my ages old diatribe that humans are also animals and when a male in the prime of his life would naturally seek out prime fertile young females to bear young make any difference


    Honestly officer I thought she was 18....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    Should I go on my ages old diatribe that humans are also animals and when a male in the prime of his life would naturally seek out prime fertile young females to bear young make any difference


    Honestly officer I thought she was 18....


    That's what I'd go with, but I'm 18, so they're technically illegal for me too.

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    R4 card? Pshhhhh...thats your first mistake. As for the 3DS format, I'll patiently wait for AceKard to produce a fine one....in the meanwhile, I'll gladly continue to enjoy my endless library of DS games.

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    This title says it all. I work from home and I need someone to sit next to me and allow my cat to sit on their lap (the cat is attention seeking, and has been decreasing my productivity as of late). This is a morning shift from 8am-12pm at $15/hr. I do not need anyone in the afternoon since the sun warms the window sill by that point, and the cat will prefer the window sill to a lap. Breakfast and lunch will be provided each day.

    You must have experience handling cats, no allergies, and a plus for experience with older cats (mine is 18yrs old). "

    huh...dream job for certain EP folks?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxas View Post


    That's what I'd go with, but I'm 18, so they're technically illegal for me too.

    At 18 I wouldn't hesitate in the slightest. At 34 it's much more difficult (and creepy)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GradyWilson View Post
    R4 card? Pshhhhh...thats your first mistake. As for the 3DS format, I'll patiently wait for AceKard to produce a fine one....in the meanwhile, I'll gladly continue to enjoy my endless library of DS games.

    "Feline Lap Surrogate

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    Date: 2012-11-28, 11:46AM EST
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    This title says it all. I work from home and I need someone to sit next to me and allow my cat to sit on their lap (the cat is attention seeking, and has been decreasing my productivity as of late). This is a morning shift from 8am-12pm at $15/hr. I do not need anyone in the afternoon since the sun warms the window sill by that point, and the cat will prefer the window sill to a lap. Breakfast and lunch will be provided each day.

    You must have experience handling cats, no allergies, and a plus for experience with older cats (mine is 18yrs old). "

    huh...dream job for certain EP folks?





    Holy fuck. I would move my entire life over to wherever that job is, no joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GradyWilson View Post
    R4 card? Pshhhhh...thats your first mistake. As for the 3DS format, I'll patiently wait for AceKard to produce a fine one....in the meanwhile, I'll gladly continue to enjoy my endless library of DS games.

    "Feline Lap Surrogate

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    Date: 2012-11-28, 11:46AM EST
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    This title says it all. I work from home and I need someone to sit next to me and allow my cat to sit on their lap (the cat is attention seeking, and has been decreasing my productivity as of late). This is a morning shift from 8am-12pm at $15/hr. I do not need anyone in the afternoon since the sun warms the window sill by that point, and the cat will prefer the window sill to a lap. Breakfast and lunch will be provided each day.

    You must have experience handling cats, no allergies, and a plus for experience with older cats (mine is 18yrs old). "

    huh...dream job for certain EP folks?



    It was my only option... =P Lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    At 18 I wouldn't hesitate in the slightest. At 34 it's much more difficult (and creepy)
    Very true. D

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    Me: "Officer, the girls SAID they were 19!"
    Cop: "So what if they DID? LOOK at yourself you filthy old BASTARD!!"
    Me:





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    Quote Originally Posted by GradyWilson View Post
    Me: "Officer, the girls SAID they were 19!"
    Cop: "So what if they DID? LOOK at yourself you filthy old BASTARD!!"
    Me:




    Me: Officer, I swear to God, they said they were 18...
    Officer: How old are you?
    Me: ...17...

    Wow I fail at jokes. I'm tired though. Anyway, off to a nap while Saints Row: The Third and Mirror's Edge Download.

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