The Black Boxes Out: I can't see shit.

[Inferno.]

With it already scratched off.

Doubt it, unless the posty helps himself.

[D]

Jesus I feel like I'm on Dr. Phil or something.

Cookie is actually Dr Phil. It's the most Spanish name you can find. Look at Spanish history and see.

[Cosmic]

Dave, not going to get into the rights or wrongs of what you're doing because I don't know your relationship with your wife and truth be told it's none of my business, but the only advice I can offer is that anyone who'll cheat with you is usually happy to cheat on you.

[brit]

Still, things could be worse. I could have Alucard's wife.
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LMFAOOOOO.

Head to head fight. My age, 24.

Wife's age: 28
Mistress age: 24
Wife's qualifications: None
Mistress qualifications: Degree in accountancy
Wife's job: None
Mistress job: Banking
Wife's idea of fun: Cleaning
Mistress's idea of fun: Handcuffs
Wife's money $0
Mistress money: $1,000,000+

Hmm...

Huh. That's an interesting matchup you got there. Here's one thing you can rest on:

The mistress doesn't need you; the wife apparently does. Now, do you want to be needed or just liked?

[D]

Dave, not going to get into the rights or wrongs of what you're doing because I don't know your relationship with your wife and truth be told it's none of my business, but the only advice I can offer is that anyone who'll cheat with you is usually happy to cheat on you.

Noted and considered. But I'm clearly not any better right?

[D]

LMFAOOOOO.

Huh. That's an interesting matchup you got there. Here's one thing you can rest on:

The mistress doesn't need you; the wife apparently does. Now, do you want to be needed or just liked?

I'm not sure what to make of it. We've exchanged over 1500 whatsapp messages since Friday. I'm just seeing if she is turning up to this event tomorrow as she had already booked a weekend away in Malaysia.

[Inferno.]

Can't be arsed trying to find sellers on eBay that will email the code. Had nothing but hassle with Shopto last time I tried to use their email delivery service.

Fuck y'all, I'm in a bad mood and tired.

[D]

Can't be arsed trying to find sellers on eBay that will email the code. Had nothing but hassle with Shopto last time I tried to use their email delivery service.

Fuck y'all, I'm in a bad mood and tired.

Fuck you too Geordie.

[Wyrm]

The mistress doesn't need you; the wife apparently does. Now, do you want to be needed or just liked?

Best point to have been made yet.

Once you're not new to the mistress and she gets tired of you, she will leave you so fast your head will spin.

The wife needs you. She depends on you.

Now, how does that make you feel?

[Inferno.]

Morrisons had no egg mayonnaise. Ended up with Aldi's. It's horrible.

BLARGH.

[D]

Best point to have been made yet.

Once you're not new to the mistress and she gets tired of you, she will leave you so fast your head will spin.

The wife needs you. She depends on you.

Now, how does that make you feel?

I concur absolutely. Let's see. I don't have anything else to say. As I said, I already did the dirty last weekend but I was hosting a BBQ and carelessly invited the girl, who had been after me for a few months. In fact, she'd been after me since before I moved to Singapore...

[Cookie Monster]

Cookie is actually Dr Phil. It's the most Spanish name you can find. Look at Spanish history and see.

I'll succeed where Felipe II failed

[brit]

Best point to have been made yet.

Once you're not new to the mistress and she gets tired of you, she will leave you so fast your head will spin.

The wife needs you. She depends on you.

Now, how does that make you feel?

Nono, you misunderstand. I'm not saying he's an evil person for doing what he might end up doing; I'm saying that he better not try to leave with this bird. I mean, yeah she's fit and all, but imo, the wife is hotter but has less going for her (noted by her involvement with Dave ). It would be a bad and temporary trade.

If it was just for a romp, though, I don't see the issue. (aside from the obvious "YOU'RE AN EVIL MAN, DAVE" and like such as).

[Wyrm]

Nono, you misunderstand. I'm not saying he's an evil person for doing what he might end up doing; I'm saying that he better not try to leave with this bird. I mean, yeah she's fit and all, but imo, the wife is hotter but has less going for her (noted by her involvement with Dave ). It would be a bad and temporary trade.

The exact point I was trying to make.

[Cosmic]

Noted and considered. But I'm clearly not any better right?

It really depends whether you're looking for a fling or an eventual relationship with this person. Just saying it's something you should take into account when making your decision.