The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Sprung]

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[Drageuth]

So because I have a girlfriend my Dad is now convinced I'm going to be moving out. Yeah right, I have no idea how to do anything in the kitchen. Jesus.

You can live off toast and sandwiches, ya know.

/ate tacos for two weeks straight when he first moved out

How do you tell someone nicely that you hate their septum piercing and wish they would remove it?

Punch them in the face.

Alas, I am lying. Currently as single as single can be.

Pretty much this. I don't see this girl I've been "seeing" really going anywhere.

Would this get you to buy soda?
[ snip ]

Yes.

Then again, I already buy a lot of pop.

It's what we call the girlfriend effect.

You see, for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.

In this case, the action is you getting some action, and the reaction is a decrease in gaming time and skill level.

It's also why I've gotten significantly slower at completing games now that I'm getting laid again.

... this explains why I haven't gotten the RE5 yet.

I've been sexless since my birthday and have been ass kicking games left right and center, Now would be the perfect time to pick up demons souls.

... not even gonna try and figure out when the last time I had sex was. (I know the actual date, but it's been far too long)

[Stark]

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HMM, whats this online stuff about then?

[Stark]

[Tanthias]

yeah I guess so eh

Just goes to show I've never been good at the whole mushy thing either

If it makes you feel better, I can only think of two people (off the top of my head, anyway) it wouldn't sound creepy coming from

[Cosmic]

Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me.

[Tanthias]

Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me.

Too late.

[Grouch]

time to break from my game.

[Cosmic]

Too late.

I can't help being delicious.

[Tanthias]

I can't help being delicious.

You COULD.

[Cosmic]

You COULD.

But then I'd have nothing.

NOTHING.

[Cosmic]

Pretty much this. I don't see this girl I've been "seeing" really going anywhere.

Ah that sucks, sorry to hear dude. Never any fun when that happens.

[Drageuth]

Ah that sucks, sorry to hear dude. Never any fun when that happens.

Yeah. Honestly, I kind of knew that from the beginning, but she's still fun to hang out with sometimes. But she can get kind of spacey, which I usually find annoying. She's prone to just stopping whatever she's doing and striking up some sort of hypothetical debate. And yes, that includes in the middle of making out half naked on my bed.

Also, she's a pot smoker. A fairly heavy one, too. So any chance of longevity is instantly slashed right there. I have nothing against people who smoke pot, but I don't ever want to enter into a long term relationship with one. I don't want that kind of stuff around my kid, especially if said person may become some form of a parental figure in his life.

I'm not going to kibash it right away -- we still have fun hanging out and whatnot -- but I don't see it lasting more than another month.

[Cosmic]

This Hang Out needs more Cure.

[BellGoRiiing]

*sneaks in*
....So, what has this forum been up to lately?