The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Lee]

So am I. I dropped a bottle of Coke on the Return/ . keys on the numpad, and they popped up. Looks like it broke the 1/32" piece of plastic that holds the right side down. And I just dropped one of the connector piece things on the ground, and I can't fucking find it.




FUCK

Depending on the model of laptop, you can buy a new, easily-replaceable keyboard for anywhere between $20 and $40.

[Fer!]

Got an invite for the Gears 3 beta.

Why do I bother? The Shotgun spam is still king in this game, why add so many guns if you get obliterated in less than one second anyway?

[Drageuth]

All better!

...

Okay, maybe not. That sucks.

Almost better.
To make a new line for this sentence, I instinctively went for the return key on the numpad.
Which, at the moment, isn't there.

Rage is building.

Dude wtf? It's common knowledge not to keep liquids near electronics like that. Or heavy shit in general.

Step 1: Drop bed on laptop
Step 2: Microwave my son's jeans
Step 3: Drop full bottle of pop on computer.

Something tells me I lack common sense.

It sounds like the issue is not with the liquid itself, but with the sudden impact of a full bottle.

GODDAMN CONDENSATION

[Milady]

Haha XD

I need to take a philosophy class before i leave college.

The readings were interesting, but the papers were obnoxious.

Then again, there were no tests or quizzes in that class. There were three essays, and one final paper. Your grade was determined by the highest three, so you could choose one not to complete. Other than that, I just had to get up and walk across campus at 08:00 in the morning to listen to some stupid opinions from my stupid classmates.

Oh, and I picked up a creepy stalker kid from that class who constantly wanted to walk me back to my dorm and hang out.

Thank goodness for having keycards that only work on certain buildings.

[Lee]

Got an invite for the Gears 3 beta.

Why do I bother? The Shotgun spam is still king in this game, why add so many guns if you get obliterated in less than one second anyway?

Cause you can get obliterated in less than one second in GLORIOUS 3D GRAPHICS!

[Drageuth]

Depending on the model of laptop, you can buy a new, easily-replaceable keyboard for anywhere between $20 and $40.

Acer Aspire 5742-7784

[Rasgrez]

Got an invite for the Gears 3 beta.

Why do I bother? The Shotgun spam is still king in this game, why add so many guns if you get obliterated in less than one second anyway?

Oh it gets worse with the dawning of the sawed off.

[Rasgrez]

Step 1: Drop bed on laptop
Step 2: Microwave my son's jeans
Step 3: Drop full bottle of pop on computer.

Something tells me I lack common sense.

[Fer!]

Oh it gets worse with the dawning of the sawed off.

I got sniped with that damn thing. It has no skill at all, it's just ANOTHER FLASHY SHOTGUN.

At least the Lancer can kill now, for fuck's sake.

[Rasgrez]

I got sniped with that damn thing. It has no skill at all, it's just ANOTHER FLASHY SHOTGUN.

At least the Lancer can kill now, for fuck's sake.

Killed 3 guys simultaneously, in close proximity ofc, with the sawed-off, LIKE A BOSS.

[Drageuth]

/sees computer desk, right next to kitchen table
/sees tiny gap at the bottom of computer desk
/wonders if it slid under there
/moves computer desk
/half the stuff on the computer desk falls off
/

[Milady]

/sees computer desk, right next to kitchen table
/sees tiny gap at the bottom of computer desk
/wonders if it slid under there
/moves computer desk
/half the stuff on the computer desk falls off
/

[Rasgrez]

I feel bad for laughing. I think the emote did it for me.

[Drageuth]

I feel bad for laughing. I think the emote did it for me.

I hate you just a little bit.

From the looks of it, I can order a replacement keyboard for about $5US. Just gotta figure out which diagram has my retainer clip.
Remind me not to ever do anything. Ever.

/deflated

[Milady]

From the looks of it, I can order a replacement keyboard for about $5US. Just gotta figure out which diagram has my retainer clip.
Remind me not to ever do anything. Ever.

/deflated

At least it won't be incredibly expensive to replace it. Having things break is never fun, though.